The Spamperor's New Clothes

Apparently some of the spammers got a strange new bot that inexplicably uses dictionary words to generate their "names". Here are some luscious gems culled from my husband's inbox:

Headlining F. Herman
Dud M. Transylvania
Underwrite Q. Guarantees
Songster S. Composts
Consort U. Wicker
Vixenish U. Overlays
Xerography K. Marketplaces
Boltzmann I. Wayward
Transported D. Attempt
Slow P. Photocopy
Irrelevancy R. Stirs
Communions A. Appointee
McFadden I. Retrogressive
Chomped S. Delaney
Franking C. Colonizer
Tonnage V. Stubbier
Weathering E. Liquidizing
Waterfowl R. Adoration
Dogtrots Q. Indorse

Believe me. I couldn't make these up if I wanted to.