Thursday, March 21, 2002

Oh, just one more thing. What is it with celebrities changing the PRONUNCIATION of their names? Kirsten Dunst used to be "Ker-sten Dunst," which makes perfect sense, as that is clearly the way her name is spelled. But now that she's grown up, all of a sudden she's KEER-stin. Kierstin. Then there's Ah-lee-shah Silverstone, oh wait, I mean AH-LEE-SEE-AH. Give me a break, sweetie, your name's Alicia, deal with it. If your mom wanted to call you Ahleeseeah, don't you think that would have been your name? And don't even get me started on De-MEE Moore. And the kid from Malcolm in the Middle (By the way, folks: Malcolm should ALWAYS have two L's. "Malcom" looks like a retard filled out the birth certificate. Which, if you are in fact a retard, is perfectly acceptable.) - is he Frankie MOO-nyiz or Frankie MYOO-niz? Nobody seems to know. And who names their poor kid Frankie, anyway?