I just have to say...... hee!

Zevon, Harrison, Cashes Among Dead Grammy Nominees

When I first read that headline, I seriously thought the Dead Grammies was a new awards show. Can you blame me?

And judging from this year's crop of living Grammy nominees, the Dead Grammies would probably be more exciting to watch. A little Marvin Gaye, anyone?

Edited to add: Fountains of Wayne? BEST NEW ARTIST? That's funny, considering the album I have in my hand came out in, uhh, 1996...

And also: Miss Independent for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance? Have the Grammy people never HEARD that song?? It's worse than whale shrieking.

And also: Randy Newman *snigger*

Michelle Branch is a Rock Vocal Performance? Anyone ever heard of Joan Jett?? Or Sleater Kinney?

Did Luther Vandross ever wake up from that coma? Or is he up for a Dead Grammy as well?

won't somebody testify, kick a hole right in the sky

My head hurts.

You must check out LawForKids.org. They have such a good message! Here's what I get out of this comic:

M.P. is a cool Puerto Rican. Or maybe he's Mexican, it's hard to tell without looking in his drawz. Anyway. Mikeee is a faggy little weenis boy who tricks M.P. into showing him the bag. Five years later, Mikeee looks like Clay Aiken pounding a pointer on a pie chart, and M.P. has a really cool goatee.

Fin.