Retirement Complex for Gays to Open

This is just so fucking great. I never ever thought of the fact that many of our elderly brothers and sisters don't have any children to take care of them. This is the best idea ever! It's shit like this that makes me proud to be an American, or something.

The Spamperor's New Clothes

Apparently some of the spammers got a strange new bot that inexplicably uses dictionary words to generate their "names". Here are some luscious gems culled from my husband's inbox:

Headlining F. Herman
Dud M. Transylvania
Underwrite Q. Guarantees
Songster S. Composts
Consort U. Wicker
Vixenish U. Overlays
Xerography K. Marketplaces
Boltzmann I. Wayward
Transported D. Attempt
Slow P. Photocopy
Irrelevancy R. Stirs
Communions A. Appointee
McFadden I. Retrogressive
Chomped S. Delaney
Franking C. Colonizer
Tonnage V. Stubbier
Weathering E. Liquidizing
Waterfowl R. Adoration
Dogtrots Q. Indorse

Believe me. I couldn't make these up if I wanted to.