Wednesday, May 28, 2003

I <3 Money


I have to admit that in these times of buy-now-pay-later instant gratification, George Bush the Younger definitely has the right idea. I mean, who doesn't love the idea of a blithering idiot who's putting money in your pocket right away? So what if Grandma has to take on a night shift at the Piggly Wiggly 'cause she can't afford her Celebrex. I'm getting $400 in the mail this August!! And did you check out the new tax withholding tables? Man, the upper-middle class gets fucking SLAMMED compared to the middle-middles, don't they? I never really realized how much income tax we (they) pay. It looks like John's 60-hour work weeks this summer aren't going to be so beneficial after all. Fukkers.